TVD girls + on top

zooeyclairedeschanel:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i was actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.”

diablodomini:

everywhere you go make sure you randomly laugh darkly and say “I’m finally getting used to this body”